DFU Hockey wins!

Yes, DFU Hockey won a game last night. A real game. For serious. And with a team composed entirely of actual DFUers.

With this being the first game of the Spring season that also leaves our intrepid team in an extremely unfamiliar location: first place.

Full match report from our on-the-ice correspondent Josh Kernoff (pictures to be added once I put some batteries in my camera):

DFU HOCKEY WINS
for real this time! no charlie/lucy analogies!

its official! a geniune bonafide DFU HOCKEY unadulterated fully earned no-penalties, no cheating, NO CANDIAN RINGERS vicotry!

DFU HOCKEY: 11
MC^2 3

Highlights

Scott Daniel made a debut with some incredible defense including multiple enormous body slams of some guy on the other team who looked like he was much better at math than hockey- scotts checks made theentirety of the boards rumble!

Caroline brandt made an amazing return to the team, with some outstanding defense and i must say surprisingly fast skating, with multiple offensive moves, passes, and a "lucky yellow vest" that apparently gave us the luck to win the game

Jamie berk made a return to goal where "the wall" denied MC^2 multiple offensive opportuniies and did a good job arguing with the ref over the first goal.... even though it wasn't over turned....

Becky [not sure last name] showed the DFU that she deserves higher recognition than Butterly in the dfu (she gets his mailbox now) as she managed to single handedly allow the dfu to win - as the THIRD female, we would've had to forfeit without her performance...... note however, our victory was not contingent on butterly's performance.....

Dave Mainieros had an outstanding game with (i lost count but i'm pretty sure about) 6 goals and a number of assists.... his scoring run was so impressive that i'm pretty sure if john had been at the game that Mainieros would've been "that guy" that john always hates for running up the score!

and finally, KATHRYN scored a goal! and had about 25 shots on (or off) goal...... but ultimately scored one past the MC^2'ds impressive goalie... joining the top 5 club of all time high scorers for DFU-Hockey.....