Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Are you kidding me? Playoffs?!

A second DFU Hockey victory, another step closer to the impossible dream of making the playoffs. Correspondent Josh Kernoff reports:

What started 3 years ago as a bunch of debaters who couldn't skate and lost eveyr game they ever played by a margin of 5 or greater (excpet one time we recruited some canadian ringers and won.... but no DFU people scored goals that game... or really did anything)..... has now evolved into a group of debaters who can kind of skate a little better than we used to.

Tonight, DFU Hockey made history. DFU Hockey won its SECOND consecutive victory in Dartmouth's Co-Ed Intramural Hockey Leage (the beginner division). Based on a technicality, we wil now make PLAYOFFS (eveyr team except us and the two teams we played has a "forfiet" that disqualifies them because they didn't have enough females on their teams to have a full team).

It's true we have recruited some non-debaters to help us out, but recruiting dartmouth's physics grad students hardly counts as unfairly pulling in unexpected hockey stars.


See this victory in all the picture-perfect quality that can be provided by a $99 camera...


Josh scores.


Caroline leads a breakaway and sets up yet another Kernoff goal!


An extended attack, followed by a quick Equestrian counter and a fabulous save from Jamie.

And some more old-fashioned pictures:

Meghan (scoring a goal in her first ever game) leading the attack.

Scott on defense.

Josh on defense.

Caroline leads a DFU attack. Their goalie lies flat on the ice.

Cyrus on a breakaway. Will he make something of this shocking opportunity...

Can you believe it? He actually scored.

A 5 on 1 breakaway opportunity.

The final score. DFU Hockey wins!

Team photo!

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